A submission from a friend of TFTF, sent at 3:08 a.m. on Monday:

Someone explosively vomited ALL over the one stall in the men's room in the Frisc. I literally did not know it was possible to vomit in this messy a manner. It appears that they entered the bathroom and began projectile vomiting before they could enter the stall, because it is all over the outer side of the door. They then continued spewing all over the floor and corner where the toilet is. Finally, they managed to contain the last part in the toilet, but I imagine it was difficult because they had to step over/through their own vomit to reach the toilet. As a farewell, they neglected to flush the toilet.

It was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen.

Friday, 4:51 p.m.

Random adults in the Frisc creep me out.

Friday, 10:11 a.m.

Interesting newly observed phenomenon: There is a mad rush on the cafe cart when the 9 a.m. section of orgo is released.

Friday, 1:30 a.m.

The theory of natural selection

Circa 1:30, you may notice that everyone around you is doing the same homework as you. That paper due at 9 a.m.? The midterm at 10:30? Yup, they're there too.

Sunday, 3:27 p.m.

An open letter to the boy at the laptop table:

Bringing a three-course, home-cooked Indian meal to the Frisc... also not appropriate. 

Sunday, 11:57 a.m.

An open letter to the girl sitting at the laptop table:

If I can perfectly hear every detail of your YouTube video — with my own headphones on! — perhaps you should turn the volume down. In addition to my own sanity, I am concerned for the well-being of your eardrums. 

Saturday, 5:06 p.m.

I spy with my little eye...

...someone dancing on computer row

...12 people in one small classroom

...a laptop user who brought not only his own mouse, but a full stand for his computer

...a group of random adults, just chilling in the basement

People are weird.